I love The Onion

New Texas-Style Yogurt To Feed Man-Size Hunger For Yogurt

MINNEAPOLIS—"Open wide boys," Yoplait representatives announced. "Whether you're a tough guy, a badass, or a stone-cold sonofabitch, this is the yogurt for you."

This article made me laugh so hard to day at lunch, in public! Man, I love The Onion. Every couple of issues has a laugh-so-hard-I-kick-my-legs-and-can't-breathe article. This is one of those.

. . . and they're off!

I've put about 4 hours into Gran Turismo 4. I must say I'm having a lot of fun with it and I'm not even a "car guy."

I finished the first four sets of licenses (bronze only) and have put in a few races too. You can see my current car to the left (a Nismo).

Playing allows me to finally use my Logitech wheel that I received for Christmas. I took the time to build a stand with mixed results. Not perfect, but better than a tv tray.

This game is deep, deep, deep and I'm just getting started. Once I earn enough credits, that Aston Martin is mine!