I love The Onion

New Texas-Style Yogurt To Feed Man-Size Hunger For Yogurt

MINNEAPOLIS—"Open wide boys," Yoplait representatives announced. "Whether you're a tough guy, a badass, or a stone-cold sonofabitch, this is the yogurt for you."

This article made me laugh so hard to day at lunch, in public! Man, I love The Onion. Every couple of issues has a laugh-so-hard-I-kick-my-legs-and-can't-breathe article. This is one of those.